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Sales and the Shine: Part II

There is something about teaching that is a little like sales. I haven’t chased down all the things they have in common, but they do work together in certain ways. I have come to this conclusion from watching Cadillac Man … Continue reading

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Sales and the Shine Part I

When I started teaching, too many years ago, I used to make the joke, “I’m so bad at sales, that if I were a prostitute, I’d starve.” Yep. Not all that funny. In my life I have had a number … Continue reading

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Not in the Recipe

My Grandma Jones and my mother gave me all the basic cooking training I have used throughout my life. People uninitiated to cooking seldom realize, until they try to do something in the kitchen, that there are certain given truths … Continue reading

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Just Some Notes: Part I

I moved to Roswell nearly twenty years ago.  I started out teaching Freshmen and Sophomores at dear old Goddard High.  One of the veteran teachers, Francis Taylor, told me about how when she was a Freshman teacher they used to … Continue reading

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A Clumsy Start

January 1 as New Year’s Day strikes me as a clumsy and irrational arrangement.  How is the dead of winter a new beginning?  I suppose it’s a tolerable rehearsal for Lent without the problematic spiritual and theological overtones when resolve … Continue reading

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Sexy V. and the All Girl Solution

Now that all the packages are unwrapped, and we’re all experiencing the anticlimax of Christmas morning, I can share when my anticlimax started. For me FINALS WEEK is the real start of Christmas.  Except for one horrible year in my … Continue reading

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American Fat: Part II

I am not a doctor.  I am not a dietician, or a nutritionist, or an over-reaching politician.  I am, however, fat.  I have YEARS of experience with fat.  I have my Ph.D. in Feminine Chubbiness. My journey through the world … Continue reading

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Guacamole from Scratch

Recently one of my Sophomores (initials–R.M.; alias–Evelyn) gave me three avacados from her family’s property in sunny California.  They were remarkable avacados, and I promised to make the class guacamole.  I almost let them get too ripe, but just in … Continue reading

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Writing in Circles

I am at war with my pants.  This may not sound surprising to people who are required to wear factory made uniforms, but I suspect those who have never had to wear tight-fitting polyesters will not understand.  I cannot really … Continue reading

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American Fat: Part I

I have been fat for longer than America, at least it feels that way.  I may someday hold forth on why putting America on a diet will NOT work, but before I do, I want to discuss that freak show … Continue reading

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